Monday, January 7, 2013

Stuck on Stupid


"I don't know what I was thinking. He had no ambition. No goals in life. But, here I was chasing him as if he was the last man on earth!"


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Love has been the culprit of making even the most "together" person appear emotionally out of control. What in the world is this heart thing all about? How could this organ make people go insane? So, I've come to the conclusion there must be some kind of endorphins that mix with the blood pumping through the heart which cause the brain to shut down at specific times in our lifespan. This mixture subtracts your common sense from the brain and stores it for later use once the endorphins wear off at which point the affected person snaps out of their "stupid like" trance!

When this mixture is created the first person the affected individual locks eyes on is where the heart leads! Once the allotted time passes and the brain on hold is then released at which point the affected person will speak this infamous line, "What in the hell was I thinking?" Don't be ashamed to admit you've said this before a time or two in your dating life.

There should be a pill we could opt to ingest to avoid the "stupid brain" and all tragic love collisions it brings. But, how exciting would love be with only the mind leading us every step of the way? Rational thinking or heart throbbing passion? Would it be as exciting as a whirl wind romance driven off pure romantic eroticism? I wonder how many people have used a checklist and found their mate and really grew to undeniably fall crazy in love? Is this the best way to walk into a relationship? If so, what have we been doing wasting our time on the serial romeo heartbreakers just because our hearts take us in that direction? Would you rather be stuck on stupid until you get it right? Pucker up and kiss the frogs and pray at least one would turn into the prince you've searched for so long like your nickname was Nancy Drew!

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